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The imaginary phone you have with you when you forget your real phone.
Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.
Bobby repeatedly reached for his Buxton's Phone every minute for two hours after leaving his real phone in his "sexy pants".
Working out with a remote partner while on the phone with each other for encouragement and support. Just like going running together in person except you're in different locations so can only connect by phone but can still be together. Made substantially easier with earbuds and unlimited long-distance calling.
Tricia is out of town so we went phone running for 45 minutes this morning.
Girl you sext and share sexual pics and conversations with
I sat up with my phone girlfriend all night and now I have blueballs
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if someone calls and ask you intimate details and you both get a bit aroused or exited, don't forget to say this:
i moan and scream, just i have real phone sex and you put me on the speaker. your party guests have the laugh of their life!
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The end result of phone sex between a man and a woman. A pseudo-pregnancy often used as an excuse for overeating and hormonal rages. Multiple phone sex sessions could result in phone baby twins, phone baby triplets, or in exceptional circumstances, the dreaded phone baby octuplets.
Ex. 1. Kristie feels hungry all the time and has been eating snacks nonstop. She worries that she is now carrying Jordan’s phone baby in her womb.
Ex. 2. Kristie: Oh man, I’ve been so moody lately, and I can’t stop eating!
Shannon: Maybe you’re pregnant!
Kristie: It’d have to be Jordan’s phone baby…
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Phone-bang describes a person who is talking or texting on their cell phones excessively.
Randi was phone-banging all night at the Parlor.
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When someone repeatedly sends the same text message to someone else against their will. If you're good enough at it the repeated received texts makes the other persons phone unusable.
A: Hey bitch
B: He-
A: Hey Bitch
A: Hey Bitch
A: Hey Bitch
B: sto-
A: Hey Bitch
User B can no longer make use of his phone because of the phone rape User A is committing
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