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Plastic shark

A guy that always calls himself a shark, or claims to have assembled a whole team of sharks to scare everybody and keep them from getting in the water.

The rapper turned himself into a plastic shark to keep everybody at the beach out of the water, kind of like pulling a fire alarm or calling the school and threatening with a bomb so that everybody freaks out.

by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021


plastic courage

Down hill mountain biking pads and guards, usually made by azonic, troy lee designs, 661 or one of the other big mtb gear makers.

Also used to conceal identities while rolling over roadies and pedestrians

Bill put on his plastic courage rolled the line.

by kenn_chan September 8, 2010


plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021


plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.

post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.

by SmashTheState August 20, 2023


Flash the plastic

Use own credit card for transactions

If I need to pay for excess luggage weight at the airport, I'll just flash the plastic!

by IgonKeyes November 24, 2021


Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020


Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020