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You fill a girls vagina with Coolwhip and then lick it out and tickle her clit with your tounge.
"Yo dude you can't even imagine. I just gave her a Cream Pocket."
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(Noun) A slang term for vagina; typically used by men who are describing what life would be like if they had a vagina.
Girl 1: I would love to have a penis. Life would be so much easier.
Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.
Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.
Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!
Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!
Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.
Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!
Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!
Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!
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Describes someone who, regardless of having a lot of money in the bank, never seems to have any cash on hand.
I went to the bar with my buddy to celebrate his IPO, but had to buy the drinks because as usual he was pocket poor.
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One who secretly spends the whole day with a dildo in his ass unbeknownst to his friends and co-workers.
I didn't take Tom for a pocket pansy until I saw the dildo fall out of his ass in the men's locker room.
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One who, whilst reppin the deepest of the deep westside, is so boss that they keep meat in their pocket. Stone cold. Someone who gets so excited about a meat sandwich, that they keep the meat on their person for later.
Damn, there's pocket meat. She focusing so hard on that sandwich...uh...there it goes, meat into her pocket.
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The art of gathering the lint, sand or paper scraps from your pockets and throwing it at people.
I was feeling depressed the other day, and i was pocket sprinkled by a stranger. Suddenly i felt joy like i have never felt before, by that Pocket Sprinkling.
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Referring to the anus, specifically as a clandestine storage site for drugs.
With the cops just around the corner, I barely had time to store my weed in the smooth pocket.
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