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An early 16th century game played by Danish children in western Denmark. Referred to by the Danes as "mudret stok" meaning literally "mud cane"; this translation was mistaken and the American term "poking mud with a stick" was born. Of course, this is not to be confused with "dødbider" which translates to the American term "stick in the mud". The rules have remained the same threw the centuries, as well as the uncommon theme that the activity possesses. Unlike the widespread idea of winning that convolutes many of today's pass times, mudret stok is a noncompetitive group activity. It is distinguishable by a circle of children in a half-crouching position, in which the back is horizontal with the ground. Each child is allotted one stick of similar length, about a meter or three feet, but it is said that the earlier players would have played with canes reaching up to three and a half meters across. The most common misconception of this game is that it must be played in a grubby environment, by today's standards this is simply not true, but for authenticity proposes it will be described as such. The rules are reasonably simple; each child, while in a half-crouched position, holds their respective stick, in hand, with elbow slightly bent. The child then thrusts the stick into the wettened dirt repeatedly; eventually, the stick's end becomes heavy due to the accumulation of soot. After a short amount of time the weight of the stick's end becomes unbearable and the child is, in turn, able to rest and compare time and stick weight with the other children. As stated earlier the game is not competition based, instead it was an activity created to get Danish children together during the warmer summer months.
Despite its underground popularity, poking mud with a stick will never be an Olympic event.
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When a person is in danger of being poke by forgein objects.
I was trying to go to sleep, but I kept being Danger Poked.
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Pronounced Poke-ee-oh-key
The ability to make something out of junk. Or save ones arse by resurecting junk as passable products.
We didn't want to spend any money on expensive items so we poke-i-oki 'd it out os something I found in the bin.
I dropped a bollock but found a reject I can poke-i-oki into something I can deliver and charge full price for.
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When you're served a fresh cut of pork, then you take your dick out and flop it around on the bar in appreciation.
How is the pork chop, sir?
* Takes dick out and flops it around *
Poke Chop Flop
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the act of when to straight bros cum in eachothers penis holes in which one is inserted to there ass, BUT it shall not be called the stick and poke if “no homo” is not said afterwards
Matt: yo James me and clyde did the japanese stick and poke last night
James: Woah really, do u want to do it with me after class
Matt: Of course!
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someone who is 18 years or older that is wearing kanye west glasses or have recently used some
John: Hey George, look at ralph's kanye west glasses.
Geaorge: What a mc-nipple-poke...
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Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Poke-her.
Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Hold and Poke-her.
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