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Poon Walk

Performing a moon-walk movement with the index and middle finger on a lucky girl's lady bits. Bonus points if done whilst listening to Michael Jackson.

I'm a real smooth criminal, I always give my girl a little poon walk before slipping in my quincy jones.

by fapple July 26, 2010

56๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


aero-poon

aero-pooneh-ro-poon much like the aeroguard spray that keeps mosquitos away... aero-poon is somebody of arabic or indian background who drives poon away from that specified area

"man look at all these fugli bitches, wheres that aero-poon elias when you need him"

by R3AL-X October 11, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


poon jockey

1.) One who aggressively rides / humps the poon.

2.) Term when used towards a female means she is a lesbian.

1.) John was a huge poon jockey at the gangbang.

2.) Word on the streets has it that Rita and Betty are poon jockeys.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 22, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anti-poon

The unfortunate people who "God" hates so much that potential mates (ie. attractive women) are actually driven away by the utter ugliness and social retardation of such people

Guy 1: Hey man, how did John go with Tracy last night? Did he get any action?
Guy 2: Nah man, that retard is so ugly he is virtually the anti-poon
John: :'(

by pidgeon_peter February 22, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


poon spoon

The penis of a man with successful female relations.

I slammed my poon spoon in the door!

by TheRealMoose November 23, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spoon Pooned

When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.

If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.

Licia: Spoon!!!

points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer

Verity: I'd tap that!

Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!

Both: You've been spoon pooned!!

by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dune's Poon

A crusty poon owned by the infamous "Dune" who is the gatekeeper of her domain. This so called "Dune" occasionally offers drunken parties where people go to trash her house and insult her poon. Not to be confused with Dune's All You Can Eat Fish Buffet.

Tyreece's friday night plans included a quick stop at the seven eleven for a big gulp followed by an enexpected encounter with Dune's Poon. On arrival he quickly realised that Dune's Poon had been trashed. Tyreece was extremely dissapointed!

by CockBlocker October 21, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž