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A term used to describe and deliciously hot chick.
When Phyllis puts on those fish-net stockings and red lipstick, she totally pork chops!
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The world's finest pizza topping. The pizza of choice of fat security guards it consists of a Marguerita pizza topped with pork and gravy.
Why is that security guard so fucking fat?
You'd be fat if you ate 3 Pork Scotch pizzas every day.
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Imaginary friends. People who simply don't exist. A bit like Facebook friends. Named for the fact that Pork Scotch has no friends at all because he is such a complete twat.
Monk: So who's coming to this barbecue then? Pork Scotch's friends?
Dad: You're talking stupid. Pork Scotch doesn't have any friends. He has Pork Scotch friends.
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Refusing to socialize, preferring instead to go home and masturbate.
He said he doesn't feel like coming out. He's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops.
"Why didn't Chris come out tonight?"
"I dunno, he's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops!"
Brushing your teeth while recieving oral sex.
Jordan's grandma gave me the best Arkansas Pork Roll last night.
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A disgusting nig-nog disease given to many innocent people by Pork Scotch after he brought it back from his holiday to South Africa. "Me no pay for cure mon."
Monk: Pork Scotch gave us that virus because i caught it at yours and he just got back from a nogger country.
Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!
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A pork sword warrior is a male who picks up women for sexual activities regularly
guy who is always chasing women is a pork sword warrior
Example should include the word "pork sword warroir“ A pork sword warrior is a guy picks up and has sex with heaps of women" That guy is always fucking heaps of bitches man he's a “pork sword warrior”
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