One Pound Johnny

a.) A male sex partner who ejaculates after a single thrust.

b.) A British brand of mail-order condoms.

Alice was hoping that their session would at least last more than a minute, but Alan turned out to be a one pound Johnny.

go pound sand

1. fuck off
2. piss off (chiefly British)
3. git! (chiefly Southern)
4. take a hike
5. get lost
6. go fly a kite
7. go away
8. leave me alone
9. mind your own business
10. poof be gone
11. slither back into the dark slimy pit from whence you come

Telemarketer: May I interest you in ...
You: Go pound sand.

Collection agency drone: Our records indicate that you owe XXX. Should we expect a check or a money order from you?
You: Go pound sand.

Boy: I'll change. I really will. Please baby I promise.
Girl: Go pound sand.

Late person: Hey that seat's mine.
Punctual person: Well you're late. And this isn't assigned seating.
Late person: But I always sit there! <Pouts.>
Punctual person: Go pound sand.

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Pound her out

Verb: When her significant other inserts his erect CIRCUMCISED penis into her vagina so hard, she is unable to walk. Successfully pleasing her out of her mind, so successfully she blacks out.

Did her fratdaddy pound her out last night?!

Let me have your art work, so then I can pound her out!!!

You got so pounded last night!

He pounded her out so hard last night, We all heard it through the walls!

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Cha-pound

To have sexual intercourse with. Originated when the phrase "Wouldjya pound her?" slowly turned into "Cha-pound her?"

"Hey Spira, wanna cha-pound?"

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one pound fish

a fish costing £1 sold to ladies for so very very cheap that you can also get six for £5.

selling £1 fish well gets you a chart topping music video dancing with sexy ladies.

come on ladies, come on ladies
£1 fish, £1 fish
have-a, have-a look
£1 fish
very, very good, very, very cheap
one pound fish
six for £5, £1 each

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Pussy Pounds (£P)

‘Pussy’ Pounds (£P) – The term coined by Jimbinho, referring to money allocated for ‘treating the bird’ on nights out.

A typical phrase may be: - ‘sorry lads, I can’t come to the pub tonight because I have only got 'Pussy Pounds (£P)' left for the rest of the month.’

schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.

"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."

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