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Hard, rough sex. Deep dicking her pussy.
I’m going to Rachel’s after work and giving her the velvet punch.
Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.
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(pun-ching hi) v. Surpassing your expected level of accomplishment. (e.g. Dating someone much better looking than you, winning an argument with someone perceived to be smarter, etc.)
Friend 1: "Dexter is taking Lisa to prom."
Friend 2: "Damn! He's punching high!"
Friend 1: "Gotta be something more than meets the eye."
Friend 2: "Proper."
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When one person ejaculates into the mouth of another. Then after consumption has occurred the mouth is coverred by a hand and the person holding the sperm in their mouth, has extreme force exerted over their abdominals very rapidly causing the sperm/saliva mixture to be ejected from their nose.
Johnny gave Nancy the gurgle punch of her life last night causing her nose to bleed.
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A "punch palace" is a venue such as a bar, club or nightclub that that has a reputation to be rowdy and often has physical fights between it's patrons. The cops are often called there.
Jim: "Hey Joe, let's try this corner bar called the Backstreet Pub."
Joe: "Let's try elsewhere, I hear there's always fights there, it's a known punch palace."
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An attack in Super Smash Bros.; To perform this move, you must wind up Donkey Kong's regular "B" button attack, and then unleash it on unsuspecting players.
Aww fuck man, why do you always have to donkey punch me when i'm trying to get back on the edge?!
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When you are about to receive head (blowjob), and shes unzips your jeans,if your jeans have been tight and you have a stiffy. The pressure is released all at once causing your hard cock to fly out and smack the ho in the face at a tremendous force.
"Dude i was totally gunna get a blowjob but then i cockpunched her. "
" I'm afraid we cannot fix your face due to the damage caused by your clients cock" - Doctor to a ho
"Cock Punch totally rips off my Falcon punch." Captain Falcon on Cock Punch
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punching someone in their lady garden to cause pain, usually done with lunging action
the minge punch will get you, keep your eyes peeled and minge covered. dont forget to bring the minge
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