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“Hey I heard John lives in Redneck Canada now.”
“You mean Alaska?”
"Investments" which are really purchases of toys or other contemporary collectibles hoping their asking price will be worth much more via eBay, Mercari, etc.
My friend bought three LEGO® sets of the "scale" version of the Millennium Falcon ($800 each) for his Redneck 401k. Why? Because he thinks he can sell them for at least $2000 each in a few years.
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When you take lunch break and never return to work
Today is redneck Friday, I'm taking lunch and not's comin back.
This is when you stick your penis in a Cheeto bag then stick your penis in a girls mouth.
When you go to walmart and buy something to use for a brief time and return to get your money back.
I wanted to watch the playoffs on a big screen so I went to walmart to grab a redneck rental of the 70" inch tv.
the redneck version of a long island iced tea; made up completely of mass types of moonshine
"whatchu drankin?"
"i got me here a redneck island YALL DIGGITY"
The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.
Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!
Person 2: He was straight salty!
Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!