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The act of masturbating on an aeroplane, usually (and more practically) in the toilet.
Jeff: How was the flight from London to Paris?
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.
Rub one out meaning literally what it means, a women/girl rubbing their clit/fingering vagina until orgasm. A girl flicking the bean meaning rubbing her clit until she explodes her load.
She was looking at a man’s naked magazine she got so horny she had to rub one out
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Alternate way of saying beat the meat, used to hide you're going for a chug
Tensions are high, rub out a chubby
Alan, there's a time and place and this is not it, why don't you rub out a chubby
The act of eating wings, taking a hefty steamer on the waitress, and rubbing it thoroughly on her cleavage, allowing it to drizzle down to her stomach. To finish it, you leave her no tip. Do this weekly for ultimate effect.
"Katie was being such a bitch, so I gave her the Wisconsin Dry Rub. Can't wait to go again next Monday."
double-handed rub:
- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
Background:
- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1
Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.
Ex.2
Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
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The one of a kind technique where the male's testicles are rubbed anti clockwise three times, kissed left to right twice, then finished off with a flick to the end of the penis. This technique has been proven to make the male last 3x as long but comes at a painful price.
"Listen bruv, if that hoe hadn't have gave me that Buckley ball rub, I'd have bust a nut before it went it!"
When multiple women form a circle and masturbate and squirt into center
Diana, jessica, Natalie, Cynthia, Michelle, and Tara had circle nub rub around the campfire putting it out