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The greatest dirty joke of all time
* Guy sees a table *
Guy says: "Wowww it's (the table) soo biggg!"
Me: "That's what she said!"
I know what I said. Why I said it is more important. I'm never going to feel bad about it because your lives stopped mattering the second she fucked that mongoloid.
Hym "I said what I said. Outside of emergency money you all are a detriment to my existence. Hey, what do you think is the best way to cook brains? Like... Scrabbled eggs? Meat loaf? Probably meat loaf, right?"
Who said penis is a game played by middle and high schoolers. You get a group of 2 or more people in a quiet classroom. You each take turns saying "penis", each time its said the next person has to said it louder. Eventually the teacher will turn and ask "Who said penis?". Last person to say it and get caught loses.
I've been playing who said penis instead of studying during detention.
Say this to a hamilton fan to make them cry. Or you can say "Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina"
*sniffs* there go the tears...
Friend wants to make me cry for some reason
Friend: I did exactly as you said pop
Me: bursts into tears
A winning condition of an unknown game that young children play. The goal is to not say 'what' while playing. Common losses are caused by one person saying the others name and they respond with 'What?.'
-Scenario where John wins:
John: Hey Jane!
Jane: What!?
John: You said it!
Jane: Aw, dang it!
-Scenario where Jane wins:
John: Jane, guess what!
Jane: No, you guess!
John: Fine, what?
Jane: You said it, twice!
Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...
Some dumbass said I was a