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A video game system, such as PS3, Xbox or whatever that a man spends way too much time playing, instead of giving his woman any attention.
Girl 1: What are you and your boyfriend doing this weekend?
Girl 2:Probably nothing.....Jack is too busy playing with his Satan Box
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Literally just a girls period.
Is satans sacrificial waterfall gone yet?
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Drunk as fuck, probably derives from the song & video "Drunker Than Satan" that became popular on the internet in 2008.
"Hahaha, holy shit! Josh was drunker than I've ever seen last night, but Kyle was drunker than Satan!!!!!"
I looked outside and saw a ton of Satan's dandruff falling. I hate winter!!!!!
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When something that is really bad is disguised as something pretty/handsome/beautiful.
First reference was made in a Season 2 episode of HBO's "True Blood" when Tara's intuitive cousin, Lafayette, referred to her mysterious then-lover, Eggs, as "Satan in a beautiful Sunday hat"
To victims of Ted Bundy would now probably refer to him as Satan in a Sunday Hat despite the fact that he had the eyes of crazed sonofabitch.
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Ejaculation of semen that gets in contact with water, making it very sticky and hard to get rid of. Most of the time it occurs in the shower when one ejaculates and tries to wash it off with water, but instead makes it 10x worse and harder to wash off. This is known as one of satans dirtiest tricks.
dude dont try and rinse off your skeet in the shower it will just turn into satans silly string.
I was finishing myself off in the shower cause my brother was gonna take one and as i was walking out i ended up with satans silly string all over my body.
I heard neill jacks off in the shower.
man, he must deal with satans silly string alot.
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"Not today Satan, not today," comes from the show RuPaul's Drag Race, and was said by season 6's winner Bianca Del Rio who served us some clown realness. The meaning means the devil a.k.a. Satan will not get in your way today.
"I was wondering if you were going to turn out a look that we haven't already seen before?" Said Courtney Act
" Not today Satan, not today." said Bianca Del Rio
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