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a weapon that is used to bother sharks, preferably resulting in the shark attacking you and leaving bite marks on your side
I have this thing called a Shark Rocket and I shoot it at them. And it really annoys sharks. And then I just wade there in the water and they come at me. But I'm really good at eluding them. I know this hip move, it's something porpoises do and I then I pretend that I have a bottleneck and I stab them in the gills. And it really is effective. I just punched it and it let me go. And tell me there's no time in your life when you swim faster than when a fuckin' shark lets you go, your just like "Aahhh no," you're on the beach, "Aahhh no!" Fucking shark let's you go and if you don't get pussy with that story, "You want to see my scar?"
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When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
A group of people assembled duemail to their loneliness and the lack of people who care about them
Nobody:
Shark gang: *lonely noises*
just a snazzy group of lads who really like sharks #sharkgang
welcome to the shark gang! we love sharks!
When you wake up in the morning with the sheets raised due to a stiff one!
Hey Rob, did you get a sheet shark when you saw Danni walk up the steps?
Shark Thumb.
The sexual act of placing you little finger (pinky) inside your partners anus (butt), while keeping all other fingers tucked in except the thumb that will stand proud and looks like a shark fin just slightly cresting the bottom of your partners posterior (butt) as they lay on their front.
During foreplay Sam Shark Thumb'ed meredith last night, meredith giggled as she looked over her shoulder and saw the shark fin (Sam's thumb).
A co-worker who continually tries to pick up shifts, even if the shift is not up for grabs.
"Man, I really need some money, but Charlie was so pushy about taking my shift at work I had to give it to him!"
"I know, he's such a shift shark."