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A device analog or digital that measures the power & stench of a shart, also keeps track of the intensity of itch around perianal area later
Bob: They installed a shart-o-meter in our office
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.
Shart: To have the feeling of a fart, only to later find out after releasing the fart that it was actually poo.
Lucky Shart: This is when you shart during an important time, or place, such as school, your job, a business meeting, or a date.
Tommy is on a date with the girl of his dreams, when he feels a fart coming on, he then prepares to release it silently, and give the blame to the waiter. Despite his efforts, the fart was loud, and was infact a Lucky Sharts. he goes to change but is then left with embarressment, and the bill.
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When you ruin a good situation by shitting yourself
There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead
The ability to remember a fart capable of producing more than just gas. AKA Never trust a fart.
Dude where did you go? Man... I went drinking last night and lost my shart term memory and had to change my underwear.
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synonomous with a clusterfuck, a totally messed up situation.
Well that meeting was a total shart party, we didn't accomplish anything.
When you force a fart and receive a little suprise in your britches.
My britches didnt stand a chance when I sharted mah skimmies.
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When a woman charges a man, pulls down his pants, reaches up and finds poop, which is then pulled out to be eaten.
Oh fuck watch out! She's tryin to african bull shart you!
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