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No lift shift is a day where your out ripping you 4 wheeler and your ridding balls to the wall (full throttle)
Hey bud wanna go for a no lift shift
Let’s fucking go bud
When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.
Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?
Working more than 24 hours of overtime
Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift
When someone goes the other way on a medium. Y
Ayooo he got shifted #shiftteam visa best
Sleeping with a fat chick and then your mates come and do her afterwards.
One by one, each time you 'shift the bitch'.
I bitch shifted a few fat girls last night with a couple of mates.
When you’re trying to drink the last ounce of beverage out of your glass, and the remaining ice in the glass suddenly shifts toward the lip of the glass, and that last ounce spills all over your face and shirt.
Joe: “Jim, why is your shirt all wet?”
Jim: “I was a victim of ice shift, Joe!”
When you get jerked in the drivers seat of the car
Lean over and gear shift me