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Shift Change

A term used mostly in law enforcement and in some Movies like Training Day when all officers, meter maids, and government assassins etc. Get together for their daily cum chugging championship at the police station. They always say "HELL YE$" there nothing as exciting and fullfilling other than a HOT load from my fellow sperm guzzling brothers.Forcefully blasted deep down my throat after a long day of being a homo, morbidly obese,and killing baby kittens, but mostly just sleeping and eating. The manditory stalking of innocent citizens is exhausting and they like to boast and show them rowdy high schoolers just how a psychotic, and bad ass mutherfucker can suck a man's penis.

Jay the redneck, Man is it time for lunch , those cock suckers are shooting in the air and driving 100mph torward the station..
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!

by Sgt badmuthfer June 17, 2022


hood shifting

defined by moving from a less desirable neighborhood to another neighborhood, often one that is considered slightly more or less desirable.

Jamal: Yo Bro! I just moved down the block to 59th street. It's hella bangers ova there.
Jimmy: Damn homie! You hood shifting hard as hell.

by whymer August 3, 2017


Thanos Shift

When working in retail or fast food, where half of the working staff are present, and all of the resources and supplies are there.

I can’t believe that Jeff got everyone else sick with a cold. Thanks to him, we’re stuck in a Thanos Shift.”

by CaveJohnson94 June 10, 2020


double stick shift

Sexually pleasuring yourself while driving a stick shift ( usually a male )

My girl didn't give up that was last night so I had to Double Stick Shift it on my way to work.

by DevTheReck October 16, 2017


Ham and egg shift

On back shift or running late for work. Giving time to have a big bacon and egg breakfast.

Ohh here's fat bob, late again. He's on the ham and egg shift today.

by Brutesev August 19, 2023


Birthday-Shift

The need to reorganize a birthday celebration for someone who is too busy working or out of town on his or her birthday.

"Crap I'm going to be out of town on my birthday. I hope Sandra isn't going to mind pulling a birthday-shift for me."

"Don't worry, Chris, she's knows, she's hiding a present in the glove box of your car and she's got your real birthday planned for another day."

by birthday_administrator April 26, 2010


Shift To Run

This is a phrase to be used when shit hits the fan. In horror games, this usually happens in the tutorial stage when the threat first makes an appearance. This is a reference to the Kubz Scouts. THAT DUDE.

*Enters a dark room after obtaining the Complementary Horror Game Flashlight*
Game: *SHIFT TO RUN*
*Chuckles* I'm in danger

by General Flamingo (YT) August 5, 2021