Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
Did you here about the scientific paper on infant electro shock weapon theory?
A Dirty Shock is when you electricute your Penis while you eat shit untill your penis turns into a dark blue color
Yeah, I had a Dirty Shock last night.
Commonly used 2-3 years ago by 3-5 graders.
Guy 1: Eww shes ugly
Guy 2: Yeah
Ugly Girl: Hey Guy 1 GIVE ME A HUG
Guy 1: SHOCKS SHOCKS SHOCKS
Ugly Girl: WAHHH
the someone or something wanna make you pop off or start fighting
yo she the shock why she got in that fight
When your balls get shocked(PTSD) by you using your right or left hand
Dam, John. How come you were shocking yourself
When you bring cupcakes to a birthday party when a cake is expected.
It was very shocking when you brought Cupcakes to my birthday, there is no birthday without a cake!
A G-Schock is an ugly girl, whose far behind her competition. Good looking girls are considered APs while Rolexes are mid tier.
Z: Bro do you like that Girl? She be looking at you
M: nah I don’t like her. She a G-Shock