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ski

This is what occurs when someone gets so belligerently drunk that another being emerges from their soul and are no longer held responsible for their actions. Kinda like when Bruce Banner becomes the Hulk. Proper use for this is adding ski to the end of someones name, thus indicating that they have entered this specific state of intoxication

Man Fred was so drunk last night he got banned from the bar for 2 years!
No way man Fred would never do that. That had to have been Fredski

by coltski January 22, 2019


Ski

Meaning young og/gangster

I’m bored on ski. "I’m ski on my life"

by Youngve December 1, 2018


Ski

Ski, refers to cocaine. Originally came from the fact that sniffing loud enough produces a sound akin to skis scraping the snow/ice.

YO, any ski?
"Got some fire ski here for sale"

by AO151 March 5, 2019


Ski Ranger

Having Minecraft oral intercourse while levitating within the air in the dark.

Robert finally Ski Rangered Chad tonight

by vedlon January 20, 2021


Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).

“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”

by SwazeyD August 18, 2023


Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).

“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”

by SwazeyD August 18, 2023


ski me in the ski hole

It is the direct meaning of whatever you choose ski to mean. ski can mean anything you want it to

I missed that shot! Ski me in the Ski hole!

by mrhappypants69 July 5, 2011