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footy snot

Verb. To use one's finger to pinch one nostril closed, whilst simultaneously blowing snot (nasal mucus) out of the open nostril onto the field. Used to clear the nasal passages to assist with better breathing/airflow. A practice commonly used by AFL (Australian Football League) players, but not exclusive to the sport.

Fan 1: Ha ha did you see what Greene did?
Fan 2: No? Did he attempt a mark with studs up again?
Fan 1: He did a footy snot but it landed on his guernsey.

by Lonick May 14, 2023


bladder adder snot

Semen

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."

by Milton J. Cummingsworth July 20, 2008


snot face skittle fart

Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.

Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.

by Jeepin James July 6, 2017


Forbidden Snot Taco

A piece of toilet paper used to hold ejaculate and folded width-wise.

"Don't think I don't see those forbidden snot tacos in your trash can. You gonna eat em?"
"Dude what"

by Chimble January 25, 2021


gorilla snot snow

A heavy, dense, wet snow.

Over 7 FEET of snow in the last 7 days🤯🌨️ "Some gorilla snot snow and some cold smoke pow accumulation is the perfect combo for base building."

by Powderider December 3, 2019


road snot

when a large vehicle passes your Civic on the high way and spits up nasty ice slush on your windshield!

Ewww, road snot...

by Bri P! January 30, 2009


snot flume

Snot flume: the vertical depression between the base of the nose; at the septum, and the Cupid's bow of the upper lip. Generally noticeable by the parallel Philtral ridges.

"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."

"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."

by Marlin Tubbs June 29, 2014