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A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.
"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."
A sock dedicated to ejaculating into.
Jimmy, mom found the cum sock.
What occurs when someone wears socks that are way too small for their feet. The socks slip under the person's heels and settle under the arches of their feet, forming a "puddle" of their sock(s).
While walking to school, John felt his feet starting to get uncomfortable. He realized he was getting sock puddles, as a result of wearing his smallest ankle socks.
May 8th:
No Socks Day is a day to free your toes of the confines of socks and stocking. The creators of this day also profess that No Socks Day will reduce your laundry load, and therefore, is healthy for the environment.
Give those toes of yours a breath of fresh air on No Sock Day!
Its when your at a party and your girlfriend disappears to fuck ya mate, and when she gets caught coming out of the bedroom with him she then states” she was just looking for socks”
I wasn’t fucking anyone i was just looking for socks.