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The toothpaste that falls off of your brush into the sink. You then use your brush to scoop the paste back up and proceed to brush your teeth with the dirty toothpaste
"Why is your breath so stanky?"
"Sorry dawg, I brushed with sink soup"
"what the fuck is sink soup"
Strawberries cat up into tiny cubes and paced into a bowl or cup. Then with a TINY, LIKE TINY spoon, eat the strawberries like soup. This creation was made by me. 5-7 strawberries for a snack and 10-14 strawberries for a meal.
I’m really hungry, i’ll go get some strawberry soup!
When you have a bad case of swamp ass, and the sweat is running down your back across your ass cheeks.
"Did you see the back of Jimmy's shorts? You could tell he sure had a bad case of the soup cheeks."
cum stored in tin cans by hobos in an alley
The Travis county constable was horrified to see millions of tin cans containing alley soup dumped by delinquents in a nearby playground last Monday.
This phrase is to be used in response to the scenario in which someone is presented a task/question and proceeds to respond with the opposite of the intended result
Me: "Name a fruit that *isn't* an apple"
"The Soup": "apple??"
Everyone: "Soup Moment"
When you need an energy boost and a good ol' regular chicken soup doesn't cut it, you may try adding some speed (amphetamine) to your soup for that EXTRA oomph.
There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.
You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.
Why are you so hyped, did ya eat turbo soup for breakfast?