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A sexual position in which the male is sitting and the female sits on his lap with her back facing him. For best results place a large standing mirror in a location easily viewed by the male so he can get a third-person perspective.
The position was named for "JimbyJimb" as it is his preffered method of achieving pleasure.
"Hey hun, what are we doing tonight?", "Why, the Jimby Special of course!", "Great, I'll get the mirror.".
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Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!
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A tricky sex act. Basically, the male will reverse-titty-fuck his partner (while the woman is on her back, the male straddles the female, facing her feet, and places his penis in between her breasts) while defacting in her open mouth. It is similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, except with the addition of a hot lunch. Like many sex acts, this one is named for another great city in Ohio.
As an added bonus, the Sandusky Refried Special is accomplished if the man has a bad case of diarrhea.
I thought I'd done it all, until she asked me to give her the Sandusky Special.
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To masturbate while on the toilet while doing a shit.
"Hey Dan stop having a special poo, mum and dad are in!"
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A Shenzhen Special is any cheap, Chinese electrical gadget designed to 'emulate' the expensive, brand-name original.
However, being cheap and poorly made, the device will either have limited functionality compared to the original, or will fail to work after a short time. But you get what you pay for.
The name is derived from the city in China where most of this sort of crap is made.
"Nah, it's not a real iPhone, it's just a Shenzhen Special. I only paid $30 for it though."
"Can it make calls?"
"Er, no"
"And now it's on fire..."
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A female student attending Keene State on their daddys dime, but is actually saving money since they couldn’t get into UCONN. Even in January when its below zero you’d think you were in the tropics as they show up to class gleaming a healthy orange, wearing oversized sunglasses, and a white smile that’ll blind you instantly. You know they are prepared for the tough walk across the quad as they show up to class wearing their Gortex North Face, UGG boots, and black stretchy pants (not a bad thing!). Engaging in conversations with them will instantly lower your IQ, you are forewarned.
Kid 1: Can you imagine someone actually got a zero on that open book exam?
Kid 2: Ya it was that girl that sits to my left!
Kid 3: Oh her, shes such a Connecticut Special!
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What to tell a cocktail server when he/she is what you want.
Cocktail server: "What can I get you?"
"A sheepherder's special."
The server will return with a yes/no after being informed by an experienced bartender.
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