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On October 8th, you have to take your gf out on a nice date and go get steak.
Gf: “hey do you know what day it is today?”
Bf: “october 8th?”
Gf: “exactly! National buy your gf steak day!”
When u have sex with a female and cum inside of her on Saturday and she doesn’t clean her lady parts until Thursday, but she cleans it with your tongue.
Dude:“Yo Tyler how was that Thursday night steak last night”
Tyler: “Great! I’m still hard”
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The shocker but vanilla
Also the symbol commonly used by Dane Cook
Stephanie wants the fry cook to steak-fry her.
When you pig the fuck out on steak.
Don’t hang out with D. He always takes the majority steak.
Steak from Jake's arm, (Jake from Statefarm)
I want some Steak from Jake's arm!
A fine French cuisine involving a mans penis and white sauce, prefect for the ladies.
She ordered the “Steak de la tube” last night and came along a mistake known as my daughter.
When you girl shits on your dick and flips it with her tougue on your Dick( takes master to complete this skill)
You I'll call you back bae tossing the steak.