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When a Bro slays through an extreme quality of lifelong prospects to seek the eventual one he will chose to Marry.
Haven't found the right one yet so far I'm just Surfing Bitches.
It's when you're throwing up whilst dabbing. Usually happens when you see something awesome,yet vomit inducing.
Person #1: Oh shit, Jimmy is about to vombat surf!
Person #2: Fuck,i hope he won't do it on the carpet...
Slime surfed is what you get if you put your food in a communal fridge (normally the workplace fridge) for any period of time.
"im just going put my food in the fridge", "I wouldnt as it will get slime surfed in there"
The act of trying food on others plates at the table during a meal.
Judy never makes a big plate for herself but goes plate surfing off of my plate and yours.
Keyword surfing is when people overload their post on social media with unrelated trending words and hash tags to increase discovery and impression. It could be easily seen on popular social networks like twitter and Instagram.
These Influencers are spoiling Twitter user experience by keyword surfing.
I got lots of impressions by keyword surfing.
The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.
Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?
Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.
shower public shower public sandals pubes gross sandal surfing