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Seinfeld Syndrome

The feeling that among your group of friends, you are the only normal one.

"My wacky friends are all driving me crazy! If it's not one weird problem, it's another."

"Damn, sounds like hardcore Seinfeld Syndrome."

by Baseball Heavy August 8, 2007

59๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Portal syndrome

What happens when somebody plays the Valve game "Portal" for too long. The victim begins subconsciously imagining different aspects of the game in real life. For example, somebody with Portal Syndrome may mistake a large storage box for the Weighted Companion Cube, as as such, may begin screaming any number of things ranging from "You're alive!" to "I'm sorry I threw you into the fire!" As another example, somebody may begin thinking that they are trapped in the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.

Fred: Why is Lee hugging that box?

George: He has Portal Syndrome. He played Portal for seven hours straight last night.

by Meep4598 May 18, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Palringo Syndrome

A tragic disorder characterized by addiction to the instant messenger Palringo. Symptoms include weight gain, carpal tunnel syndrome, sore thumbs (if messenger is accessed by phone), loss of circulation in legs (from sitting on them all day), desocialization, loss of interest in everything, and sleep deprivation.

It is a very serious syndrome and should be treated by shutting off Wifi. Withdrawal symptoms may include boredom and excercise.

Billy has developed Palringo Syndrome. We never see him anymore.

by Skysentinels January 12, 2013

22๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bri'ish Syndrome

A mental disorder in which a person from a European country speaks broken english uncontrollably.

Guy 1: "Oh no, its a guy with Bri'ish Syndrome."
Guy 2: "Pretty stupid innit."

by The Some February 7, 2021

23๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


grace syndrome

someone who is born with ecstasy in their blood

why you soo happy??
i don't know, i got grace syndrome!

by k!v@ and jason November 1, 2009

55๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


WASD Syndrome

When the first thing you do when you touch a keyboard is put your left hand on the keys W,A,S,D; the keys used for most FPS video games

I hear that guy got an epic case of WASD Syndrome during the summer

by Vaggio May 25, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Superman syndrome

Personality or character trait, implying one or both of the following:

A) the workaholick: the person tries to be a perfectionist or one-man-army, accomplishing as much as possible him/herself;

B) the saviour: the person constantly feels the urge to try and help or "save" others, comforting them in times of distress whenever possible.

A)
1: uh, the photocopier just broke down.
2: cool, i'm on it.
1: and the sales meeting is about to fall apart.
2: let me talk to the client.
1: AND your secretary is about to go into labour!
2: great, just send in the client while i deliver her baby.
1: dude, who do you think you are, Superman!?

B)
1: hey, that girl's really screwed up. i wonder if i could help her change..that'd be really hot.
2: da hell? you tryin' to save her? what, you have Superman syndrome or something?

by Superman Syndrome April 24, 2009

39๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž