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tax-time millionaire

Tax-time millionaire -- (noun) a person who enjoys a season of "wealth" in the weeks immediately following receipt of a hefty tax refund check. This season of fleeting prosperity usually begins with a lavish cookout and is marked by the acquisition of "luxury" items such as: cars, clothes, the latest Air Jordans, jewelry, gold teeth, flat-screen TV's, living room furniture, home appliances, "good" weave, top-shelf liquor, and rims.

Did you see Donte and Keisha roll through just now in the Cadillac with the 26" rims?

Naw. They were just broke last week. When did they get a new car?

Man, they drove it off the lot today. They got a new washer and dryer and LCD TV, too. You know they are some tax-time millionaires.

by msgogether March 12, 2011


fanum tax (slang)

When a friend or family member takes a part of your meal/snack, derived from Kai Cenat's fatass friend, Fanum.

Your fanum tax (slang) is now 20%!

by ipartlyenjoymonkeys October 31, 2023

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Asian sales tax

Money added when using a debt card at a convenience store.

The mini mart charges a 30 cent asian sales tax when I use my debt card.

by Steel Fab January 18, 2019


Obama Tax Cuts

A highly inappropriate term for the extension of the Bush Tax Cuts!
In December 2010 the tax cuts were set to expire. President Obama and the Congressional Democrats wanted to let the tax cuts for the richest 2% expire and extend the tax cuts for the other 98%. Also at this time, the federal unemployment payments were set to end. Congressional Republicans didnot want to extend the unemployment benefits because it was "too costly," so they held the long-term unemployed hostage until Democrats extended the tax cuts for the richest 2%!!!
Obviously, the Democrats went along for the sake of the unemployed and to keep the tax cuts for those that actualy needed them. Republicans showed their true colors (caring only for the rich) while the Democrats were again the ones showing fiscal resposibility!

Some fucking idiot actually called the extension of the Bush Tax Cuts the Obama Tax Cuts!!! WTF?
Obama was opposed to extending the tax cuts for the rich!

by Charles_U_Farley January 13, 2011

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pissed man tax

This is where your serving behind the bar and you get that one idiot that comes up to the bar pissed out of his face using his credit card to buy drinks because hes spent all his cash. you simply add some drinks to his tab and claim them as your own. Pissed man tax is born!

Man i got these drinks from "pissed man tax"

by Comm0n Nuisance February 20, 2009


doing my [taxes]

Having sex. Much more fun than actually doing one's taxes.

"Hey, what were you doing when I called you last night?"

"Oh, I was just doing my taxes."

by Joeyjoe19 July 31, 2008


Fat Kid Tax

When Government tries to promote healthy choice by adjusting the price of public school lunches so that getting two lunches is more expensive, rather than making schools serve more filling and nutritious lunches.

I'm SOOO hungry but I can't get another lunch because I don't have money to pay the fat kid tax.

by FRENCHEE~FRENCH April 17, 2009