Kickflip test

A kickflip done when ever you get new things that you use to skate e.g deck, shoes, wheels etc. that essentially detirmines how your life with that new thing will be.

Simmilar to the way that people hundreds of years ago would look at arbitrary things like cloud patterns to decide if the harvest will be good that year.

Person A: "Oh man I got new thunder trucks and a new deck the other day."
Person B: "Nice, how good was the kickflip test though?"
Person A: "It was perfect man my time with these are going to be a breeze."

alden-test

To see if a pipe is full of liquid you perform an Alden-test ( blow in the pipe )

Go Alden-test that riser and see if the yard line has water in it.

squish test

When your gf allows U to squeeze certain parts of her to check if they are good pillows

"Yes U can do a squish test on my boobs"

Test tube

A tube that you do tests in, hense the phrase test tube.

The test tube blew up.

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crush test

a way to tell if pot seeds will grow. Place on a table and push down with your thumb. If it crushes it wont grow. if it survives it will.

those seeds passed the crush test. lets go grow some chronic.

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cake test

The act of gently fingering an asshole to determine if it is clean. Kind of like when you place a tooth pick into the middle of a cake you are baking. If the tooth pick comes out clean you are good to go, same with the finger.

Dude, make sure you do the cake test before he sits on your face.

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Toast Test

A test, usually quite random, to determine how lucky you will be that day. Your luck is determined by how unlikely the thing you predict to occur in the next time period, event, etc. is. The term comes from the first, and most common test, which is dropping a piece of buttered toast on a tabletop. If it lands butter side down, bad luck day. Butter side up is a good day. On it's side means that you should go buy a lottery ticket asap.
It's closely related to the spoon test which is when one puts a spoon under their pillow and then prays for a certain kind of weather the next day. The difference is that no "luck" is achieved by the spoon test, just a certain outcome.
Ancient, archaic forms of this test include plucking daisy petals and saying "he loves me, he loves me not", and breaking wishbones

I predict that 3 birds will land on this windowsill in the next 4 minutes.

My bagel landed cream cheese side up!
-Dude, lucky toast test!

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