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Tumors that develop in the cervix/ uterus
Guy #1 - Yo you look bummed out, didn't you get any last night?
Guy #2 - Nah man...Trish just got out the hospital, she was having her Cancer Baby removed.
Guy #1 - Shitty bro
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A term used to describe a person who texts an excessively.
Shaniquah: Hey Tyrone, hang on a sec I need to text my girlfriend.
Tyrone: Gurl, u got Texticular Cancer.
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Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer
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When something makes you cringe so bad it gives you stage 4 soul cancer.
"Your post gave me soul cancer"
or
"Your post gave me stage 4 soul cancer"
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Batman does not have it, as seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc
Batman: I DON'T HAVE THROAT CANCER *punch*
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a penis that looks like it is on the verge of death
Tommy made the observation that Saroo had a cancer dick during a recent trip to Chicago.
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When a man gets a sexually transmitted disease that he just can’t identify. Most cases report symptoms such as burning sensation during urination, a black discoloration of the prick and balls, if left untreated detachment of the pick.
"My balls are killing me, I got cancer of the prick"
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