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Moon pig

A usually frighteningly ugly white woman who decides to have sexual relations with the first black man that comes around even be it a hobo. Aptly named since,

A. Usually not reconized as a synonym for jungle fever
B. She lives on the moon in a metaphorical way because that black man is just trying to get back for 150 years of slavery not start a family.

Mike: See that moon pig right there!
Me: Damn straight that dude is going to get her prego and leave. I'd hate to see that baby it's going to be ugly as shit.

by P. Kaltenbach January 7, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


wired to the moon

Scottish (Glaswegian) - high on drugs, mainly associated with neds and schemies esp. temazapam (jellies), valium, base and cheap ecstasy.

Aye man that punter's wired to the moon and if he doesn't shut it he'll get a burst mooth man - pass the buckie.

by ScottW April 11, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


blood moon

When a man engages in coitus with a woman on her period, then inserts his bloody penis into her anus.

Oops. It seems I've given you a blood moon. At least you aren't pregnant. Hi five.

by justasweetguy April 16, 2014

35๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moon Cheese

Cheese... From the moon. Sweet, delicious, and sometimes addictive. Little people known as Eek (sometimes known as Eeklings) harvest this cheese daily.

I could go for a big ol' hunk o' moon cheese right now.

by Mr. Makamura June 27, 2004

89๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bark At The Moon

An album released in 1983 just after the death of Randy Rhoads. also the name of the song on the album.

oh oh yea bark at the moon OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

by Ozzyrules January 2, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moon Landing

An event in America's history that actually happened, but has much criticism of being a hoax. Unfortunately simple minded idiots on urban dictionary like to try to spread their ignorance to people. Some people try to explain things that were filmed during the moon landing as a reason for being a hoax and deny the truth, even though footage from the moon landing has been proven to be true years later after it happened. Even though, still these people won't believe in the truth because they are just too stubborn and live in the past.

{idiot} "Hey, dude did you see that flag on the moon landing waving. It must be a hoax"
{anyone with a brain} " Oh my, just shut the f**k up, they've proven that it is possible to do that in space, gets your facts right before you start talking."

by whathappenedinthemoonlanding July 2, 2010

115๐Ÿ‘ 114๐Ÿ‘Ž


alfie moon

A code-word for "coon" used by racists when refering to a black person (who is within hearing distance).

Users of it need to be poked in the groin with a cactus.

Oh look, there's an Alfie Moon, we're stupid cunts so we refer to him with code-words because we're too spineless to face the consiquiences of using real, hurtful words.

by Phil T. October 26, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž