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a shit so profound and intense that you are forced to grab the toilet paper roll next to you and squeeze.
Oh man, i shouldn't have ate those tacos yesterday, i had a real roll grabber last night.
When a big-time consultant physically rolls his office chair into your cube (or office) to annoy you with something pointless. The result is usually a feeling of anger and physical harm is entirely possible. This is different from a regular "sidle" which does not include a chair, but rather where the BTC (big time consultant) lingers annoyingly for no reason. Think of Lumbergh in "Office Space" rolling up "Peter... what's happening!"
"That fucking douchebag consultant keeps roll-sidling me all fucking day.... can't someone give that guy something to do! How many times is he gonna come over and tell me the stories about his old job?"
The Act of t-boning another car and flipping your car and running away.
Yo, I heard Zach did the hoge roll yesterday.
to have lots of money! and wave it around!
that g-fly guy is totally gettin chicks by telling them " i roll in benjamins"!!
The act of unleashing uncontrollable bursts of laughter privately, (or publicly) to the point of hysteria or hyperventilation. A laugh is unique and entrusted to everyone, but a roister roll is for the gifted few blessed with overachieving glee!
Oh man....while eating at the cafe the other day, Brittany unleashed her roister roll.
Haha...was everyone in the place staring at you?
Are you kidding, of course, it had it's own echo.
An Oshie Roll is when one dog rolls around in another dogs freshly laid poop in order to obtain that dog's scent. It is characterized by vets as a deep psychological problem.
Grandma, you dog just did an Oshie Roll!
Why does that dog smell so bad? Sorry man Fido did an Oshie Roll.
Describing a situation where an unintended text recipient who is not acquainted with the sender in real life responds to the text in a humorous manner.
Sender: Hey can you bring da money to udz? ima going home n make frybread for yr bro.
Unintended recipient: Hey, ur txting the wrong number, but I'll take some frybread.
Sender: LMFAO o shit sry
PHONE ROLLED!