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a combination of the familiar terms homebody
and barfly. this person can commonly be found
at one or two of their favorite local bars when
not at home. they usually become restless at
home and end up at one of these favorite bars
whether they plan to stay there are not. while
they can be found there often they do not have
the same unattractive qualities that a barfly does.
"dude, jake is super good at pool but it's totally because
he's a totally bar-body..so he has an advantage!"
"sammy's at the bar again. his crush on the bartender
has turned him into such a bar-body. he even does his
homework there!"
"that place is pretty awesome, i can see myself easily
becoming a bar-body!"
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A frozen turd used for sodomy.
On the internet dating site Dennis listed a few of his favourite things: jazz, debating, long midnight walks, and a lover's nice cold eskimo bar slipping smoothly into his rectum.
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a female friend- not relative- that acts as your girlfriend/ wife, on nights that you were either too lame to get a date, or just cant get one. a bar wife can be used for a cover against a fat or ugly girl, but also as a wing man. And of course the night will end with no sex.
guy "hey, ashley wanna come be my bar wife tonight?"
girl "sure, but your not getting laid, and have to buy my drinks."
guy "i, know."
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The ultimate snack when you have the munchies. A chewey granola bar made by Caribou Coffee that are made with real coffee ingrediants and taste just like their drinks. They tend to become a favorite snack of choice very quickly.
Person 1: Dude i have the munchies like a mo fo
Person 2: I know what we need...
Person 1: CARIBOU BARS!!!
Person 2: YEAH DUDE!!! Let's go get like 8 boxes!!!
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The bar/tavern on the edge of town found on Mêlée Island in the fictional point and click adventure game monkey island byLucasFilm Games. This tavern is a popular haunt for many pirates including the three pirate leaders as well as some insanely drunk scallywag who is constantly spinning on the chandelier!
As the protagonist of the Monkey island series Guybrush Threepwood, you frequent the Scumm Bar often in the first game, on your quest to become a pirate of great renown/infamy.
The Scumm Bar also features, in my opinion, the besr musical score in the first game.
1)"Yaaargh, set sail for Mêlée Island and the Scumm Bar, where the Grog flows in amber/ nauseating green rivers!"
2)"Hand me a grog barkeep, with ten mugs if you please!"
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An any-tape VCR turned to a VCR only for a porno when a porn tape is in the VCR and it gets stepped on.
I'll tell you the tale of barred vcr... Once R was home alone watching a barred and he forgot to take it out. The VCR was sitting on the floor when his mom stepped on it. It became a permanent porno-VCR... hence: barred VCR.
Dude, does Dan still have barred VCR?
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A bar that mostly old people like to go to. The drinks are usually cheap and very stiff and the establishment itself is kind of dirty inside.
The Circus Room is a beater bar because a lot of old ex-tweekers like to there for the cheap drinks and to find young dick.
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