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A dog that belongs to a chav. Breed invariably a Pitt Bull Terrier, Staffordshire Terrier, Rottweiler or a cross of these breeds. The more dangerously over-playful they are, the more popular they seem to be.
At any time of day, on any council estate in the UK, you will see a chav and a chav dog. Steer clear.
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Chav rash is essentially what are normally called lovebites. It would seem that there is a growing trend among the younger generation of chavs to spread chav rash as if in some way marking their women for all to see.
"I was disturbed to see that not only was the 12-year old chav pregnant, but she also had a nasty case of chav rash all over her neck."
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The act beating the shit out of a chav, a popular past time with the youth of England
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Thought I'd go chav bashing, up for it?"
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Chav-phobia is a medical condition suffered by many people, it's consists of: Having a phobia and complete dislike to people who; ride peds wear air Max's, Adidas joggers, hang around in like groups by the shops, smoke even though they are about 14 and finally walking past them ruins your day.
There are some 'chavs' by the shops whilst I am walking towards the shops, I turn around and walk to shops much further away to avoid going past the chavs. Chav-phobia is not fictional and if you are persistently submitted to be in the presence of chavs it may lead to anxiety and depression.
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Complete Fuckwits who think they are hard as nails, when they wouldn’t hurt a fly. They don’t deserve the privilege of walking, so instead most of them have adapted to just wheelie-Ing instead of riding their bike. And I’m not saying that if your doing wheelies, your gay. I’m saying these rotten scum of the earth that film wheelies everywhere they go need to be stopped. Some say that they are part of “bikelife”. This makes me want to have “nolife”. Also, they act hard over the internet for some unknown reason. These chavs come in many shapes and forms, so be careful over the internet or one might call you gay.
Hey, see that dumb fuckhead over their?
Yeah that’s a wannabe road man and his bohunt chavs. Shoot them down right this fucking instant.
When you are near a chav for to long and you start to get sick.
An eco-chav is a person that sits between a hippy and a chav they look and dress like a chavbut deep down they are a hippy at heart and care about things like politics, the environment, poverty and human rights. eco-chav's are a hard breed to single out in a crowd as they are only identifiable until thier views and beliefs are uncovered. Most eco-chavs come from urban environments where the fashions of the local area define thier external appearence.
1. An eco chav will only by ethical diamonds bling.
2. Use rolling paper for spliffs from renuable sources.
3. Buy illegal subsances for a fair trade dealer.
4. Own a PitBull but not train it to kill
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