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A fictional church located in the fictional universe of Freehold, Iowa; its website was created by Chris Harper and Paul A. Bradley as parody of Fundamentalist christianity; the website is known for it's satirical views on religion, christianity, and the Bible. Some people actually take it seriously, but it is purely satire.
Person A: "Hey did you read this Christian website?"
Person B: "No, what does it say?"
Person A: "It says that homosexuals have long hair."
Person B: "Didn't Jesus have long hair?"
Person A: "That's the thing: it says when Jesus accepted himself as Lord and Savior that the Holy Spirit whispered in his ear for him to get a hair cut."
Person B: "What, that's absurd! "
Person C: "Yeah, kinda sounds like Landover Baptist Church and its black propaganda."
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A church that believes one can walk away from their salvation. Freewill Baptists are contrary to Baptists in this regard as Baptists believe once one has been saved, they are always saved.
The National Association of Free Will Baptists have over 2,400 churches in 42 states and 14 foreign countries. Free Will Baptist Churches are conservative.
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A religion that is commonly associated with Cobra Starship and their members have a secret hand signal called the fangs up
•have you heard of my religion?
• its called the church of hot addiction
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A group of sick fucks that give Christianity a bad name. They go around picketing and protesting every fucking thing that's beliefs are not absolutely identical to theirs. They claim that everyone who tolerates homosexuality or anything they disagree with for that matter is going to hell. It's fucking shit. They have no sanity or compassion in them, and if anyone deserves to go to fucking hell, it's them. They're sorry fucking excuses for human beings.
The westboro baptist church apparently thinks that God hates fags, dykes, America, and anything else that is not 100% Christian. Someone needs to blow their fucking heads off. Ignorant cunts make me sick.
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when you want somebody to fuck you as hard and as rough as possible.
person one: "omg he's so hot"
person two: "i know right? i want him to Take Me To Church.
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THE MOSST BADASS COUNTRY SINGER ON EARTH. SOMETIMES CONFUSED WITH "ERIC CHURCH." ERIC "FUCKING" CHURCH IS THE MOST BADASS FORM OF THE MANS NAME. SOMETIMES IT JUST COMES OUT THAT WAY BECASUE HES SUCH A BADASS
HEY WHO ARE YOU LISTENING TO
ERIC FUCKING CHURCH!!
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"separation of Church and State" as implied by the Constitution was originally intended to keep the government from dictating and controlling religion. Also, to keep the church from providing political puppets to rule in it's favor. It was never intended to be weilded as a device to eradicate all religous content from every government-sponsored activity.
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