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Crab bitch

a woman with no morals

Tim: "yeah I fucked this girl the other day but turns out she has no morals."
Brad: "sounds like a crab bitch."

by Cool gal August 22, 2016

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Crab Trap

Another name for a road that takes you off a highway with seemingly no way to get back on. They always drop you off in the worst of neighborhoods and give cause for you to fear for your life. Similar to how a crab trap lets crabs in, but they can't get out.

Person 1: Whoa I thought I was going to die today after I pulled off onto a crab trap that led me into East St. Louis. I'm surprised im still alive!

Person 2: I was going to go to the mall today but I made a wrong turn onto a crab trap. Took me 30 minutes to find a route back onto the highway!

by Anonymous::: January 20, 2010

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cheesy crabs

when someone gets std crabs (crabs), and the skin of the area effected by them is blemished with pus (cheesy).

you better watch out, <insert name here> has cheesy crabs.

by gertrude.louise November 15, 2006

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Crab Head

Describing somebody as having pubic hair on their head that has crabs in it, said/meant as a joke, and is mostly said in a ridiculous tone, that usually sounds somewhat Liverpudlian (please take no offense from this).

1. That guy's a crab head!
2. Ye' crab head
3. <Name>'s a crab

by DatSyrup March 25, 2014

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fire crabs

crabs u get from gingers or redheads (firecrotch)

Hey whats the problem with doing blond cheerleader? Crabs. Ginger cheerleaders? Fire crabs. Ya i heard they hurt like hell.

by Fagdouche McSpaztron February 26, 2010

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crab advice

Read the first entry for crab bucket and you will find what is meant here.

This is usually somebody that is close to you that gives it; they exploit your trust. It is when somebody tries giving you advice that, either directly or indirectly, is meant to influence you to make a decision that ultimately affects you negatively. This is done by telling you that your job that affords you a better lifestyle than they have/had at that age is a bad idea, trying to convince you that you are stupid when in reality your intelligence and potential are much higher than theirs, telling you that the potential mate you can obtain that is better than they can get is a long list of negative things, etc.

Unfortunately, this tends to work, because most people would never suspect that somebody close to them would give them such selfish and malevolent advice. Hell, most people don't even know what "crab mentality" really is. Another unfortunate thing, is that even if you know beyond any reasonable doubt what the ulterior motive is, especially if people victimize themselves when confronted with something like this, good luck trying to convince anybody of it.

Please use even a bit of critical thinking when it comes to the things that people say to influence you, even if it seems like it is in your best interest; ESPECIALLY if they try persistently. :)

My mom and dad think it is a bad idea for me to be a bartender. Apparently, they think that slaving away twice as many hours a week earning minimum wage is going to allow me to get a higher GPA. I think it is just BS, and more crab advice from my parents, who suck at life.

by asked_jeeves September 2, 2010

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Crab Trap

Someone so slutty they seem to bait and trap crabs (and other STDs).

That girl is a total crab trap.

by Not a crab trap June 4, 2008

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