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issues hog

That one person who will claim they have every type of issue, making many conversations only about themselves without leaving room for others pain, emotions, thoughts and feelings. You might say one thing about (for example) your suffering depression, and you will be trapped in a 20 minute conversation with them about their battles and opinion on every mental health issue imaginable. Issues hogs will have very little consideration for you, can never offer a listening ear, only their own self absorbed anecdotes, due their narcissism and inflated sense of self.

Linda is such an issues hog- when I came to her for support when my mother died, all she did was moan about her own experiences when her mother passed away.

by gettingignorant June 20, 2021


Text Hog

A person who attempts to dominate a text thread by constantly texting over and over again. Usually considered on the 4th straight text. One text = standard, two texts =possible correction/misspelling, three texts = found clarification or announcement of conclusion, fourth text = Text Hog. Can be used on someone who writes a vast majority of the texts.

That guy won't let anyone else comment on his ridiculous ideas. He is being a real Text Hog.

by Humongous Cranium October 10, 2018


Hog snobber

A classy insult

Stop being such a hog snobber

by Classybitchface September 11, 2022


murder hog

name of either a fast and destructive vehicle, or a bong that hits too hard

Q: Hey can you come pick me up?
A: Yeah, I'm rollin in da murder hog.

Let's go to my house and hit the murder hog!

by M-Gangsta July 27, 2009


Honking the Hog

To masturbate a male apendage, a penis

I honked the hog last night
I'm honking the hog

by PhallicQuan99 July 1, 2022


Hog Puffer

Chick enjoying the giving of Head!

She's a Hog Puffer
Attention of a Hog Puffer is Oh so Good!
My Girlfriend is a Good Hog Puffer!

by Philly-B June 19, 2010


hog foot

A large, unsightly, very ugly foot that is possibly hairy. A really bad hog foot has yellow fungus ridden toe nails or is missing them all together. Other characteristics of a hog foot include calluses, bunions, corns, warts, in-growns, hammer-toe, and spurs.

Wesley, you can't just ram your hog foot into my new stiletto! They're expensive.

by Crystal Summers March 19, 2011