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When you piss on those below you, thus showing your dominance over those who shall never bathe others in piss.
Piss Lord: BEHOLD!!! MY PISS!!!
Peons: YES!! THANK YOU PISS LORD!!! BLESS US WITH YOUR PISS
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Like a slum lord but the owner is a massive cunt.
"Fionas is a cunt Lord " said Ian
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Lord Mcfred is known for being the best midfielder of all time. he's considered to be a lot better than players like Iniesta, Zidane, Toni Kross, Xavi, Modric, and a lot of others. He could've won the midfielder of the year every year he played but Fifa, Uefa, and France football decided that he's too good and it would be unfair to others.
"he's the best midfielder to ever play the game"
-Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
Lord Mcfred is the best midfielder of all time.
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a really good and inspired nerdcore hip-hop group. they mostly rap about the lord of the rings movies and book. they are really talented with cardboard props. they even have a video out.
check out their site for free music and such: http://www.lordsoftherhymes.com.
the lords of the rhymes is a really good band.
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When the borg land in Britain, they cannot help but be assimilated, you see. As a result, one finds a Lord Borgshire here, or there. He wears a black monocle that links into his borg-y plugs, and his wife is Lady Borgshire, of course.
NO! Run! It's the borg! *everyone is screaming and running*
Lord Borgshire: "I say! Resistance is quite futile. Undoubtably, you will be assimilated!"
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The douchebag who wants to use his dick and his dickiness to fick yo gurl and to fuck up your entire goddamn LIFE.
Carter: So what got you down this time friends?
Jan: Tell him Tony.
Tony: It was Lenny he got his ass kicked by...Trent. But Trent then got his ass whooped by...HIM.
Carter: Oh no... Not Him...
Dickface: Who's HE?
Bob: It's...Jansworth. Wait no you're talking about Aiden aren't you?
Tony: Worse.
Jan: WAY FUcKING Worse!
Carter : no...
Because b: no...god...
Dickface: Don't tell me...
Bob: Oh no...
Tony: Oh yes.
Carter: Don't say his name!
Jan: It was Stephen 'Fuckerdoodle'' "Bully Bug" "Dickface" "Al Capone" "O'Donnel Bitchieness" Wankerdoodleswanswogsworn-th.
Caring Idiot: Not him!
Carter: The Dark Lord!
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A Lord of Pakistan that works Acura Dealership. He owns the Legendary Tab
Lord ayaan, Get back, Get you, Get lost GET OUTTA HERE!
Uhhh RASANGGAN
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