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Early morning erection that won't go down when you try to pee.
Shit, I can't pee, I've got the morning moose.
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A heavy set hairy woman wandering the bar looking for a meal
"Watch out for that girl doing the moose!"
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a animal that acts in a unusual nature.
A boose moose could be a dog that appears to have a identity problem :-D
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A state of being sad or upset. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.
Are you okay?
No I'm a Blue Moose.
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The Man Version of a Camel Toe.
Friend 1: "Dude! You can see Mike's package!"
Friend 2: "Those are some super tight pants..."
Friend 3: " Thats one ugly moose knuckle"
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A Moose Job is when a hooker from the great north (Canada) gives a man from the US a blowjob. After he cums he can brag to his friends that he just had a Moose Job.
A 19 year old boy visits Canada because he is now legal in that country and gets a Moose Job.
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