Whale Shark

The most amazing best type of shark I love them so much they're my favourite shark they don't participate in eeping in the same way that humans (🙄) do, they live for over one hundred real years (REAL) and they have teeth on their eyes which is really cool also they're the biggest shark and they're friendly to humans they're very vulnerable to pollution so STOP POLLUTING MAN THEY NEED TO LIVE THEY ARE EXACTLY 💯 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU MAN STOP THAT POLLUTION SHIT

"OMG MAN I LOVE WHALE SHARKS SO MUCH THEYRE THE BEST I LOVE THEM" -every sensible person ever

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The Beached Whale

The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!

Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?

Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!

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Polish the whale

the 360 change in direction performed by a girl on top during intercourse with a girthy dick. The circle can begin at any point (facing forward, either side or reverse cowgirl) and must end at that point.

I totally thought i was gonna last another few minutes until she decided to polish the whale, totally blew it.

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Beach Whale

The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.

After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."

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shutter whale

An overweight tourist (generally American), taking obnoxious photos abroad.

Did you see that Shutter Whale taking photos of the leaning tower of Pisa?

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thirsty whale

a girl who is a cock hungry bitch that will fuck anything

"julie will fuck anything that thirsty whale"

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whale skin

A shirt a fat person wears in a pool.

"Yo, look at that fat chick wearing the whale skin that's going down the slide."

"Thank god for that or my eyes would of exploded."

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