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A holistic esthetician that uses the power of plant medicine, science and alchemy to heal skin from within and manifest radiant, healthy skin.
That is esthetician is a skin witch!
My skin is glowing, I went to a skin witch 🧙🏻 ♀️
Using his ability, he is able to kiss a girl and make them turn either emo or transsexual
Brandit - hey there goes that gender witch!
Lumberjack Lewis - quick hide your daughters! He might turn them eith emo or trans!
Nav - classic gender witch!
When your mother grabs you by your shoulder. Typically feels scary or uncomfortable. Feels like there are bones latched onto your shoulder. Sometimes, you roll your shoulders to ignore the feeling.
“My mom scared me so bad when she witch-grasped me!” Witch Grasp- Being held by your shoulder by your mom.
Be Witch a nature-pantheism oriented religion, including history and craft derived from pre-Christian religious beliefs. Using time honored teachings in choosing a path, by knowing and learning the way. Those who deem themselves 'Witch' dedicate their energies to being within the magic of learning the use of herbs, healing therapies, crystals and stones, cauldron classes, physical and mental focus, following the seasons and astrological changes.
The tenet of this religion is known and lived by with great respect: What is sent out in deed, word and thought, shall return threefold. And so it is. *Founded in Pennsylvania by a Grey Witch.
No restrictions on gender or additional beliefs, for each have their own path to walk and all learn their own way.
There Are 3 Main Paths* known to be tread in learning:
Green - Natural learning of herbs, crystals, healings and protections.
Grey - Spiritual learning of connections to all, living, past, present, energies.
Black - Ancestral learning of familial teachings, known only through private lesson. Kept in the dark.
Many Witch may tread all three and then return to one path and become.
*Note on paths - White path not included as that is a different religion (Wicca).
My path is grey, for I Be Witch.
Be Witch is where I walk the green path.
My religion is Be Witch, and I have walked every path to create my own.
Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.
None of these things is any good on its own. It’s only when you put them all together that they begin to make a little sense.
1) A REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
2) Look for the nose-holes. Witches have larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings.
3) The feet. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.
4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.
5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold saggy breasts.
Take care out there and beware of the Wine Witch
Wine Witches are easily identified. They will usually be holding a glass or bottle of wine. If not holding a glass or bottle of wine then look at their body. A Wine Witch will be slim with empty deflated boobs, She will also have rough dry hands. Wine Witches usually have larger than normal nostrils through sniffing wine.
Alcohol contributes to dehydration while reducing skin elasticity. In many cases, making lifestyle changes to cut down on these vices can improve breast size, shape, and the overall firmness of different body sizes.
Watch out for that one she's a Wine Witch
Upgraded sugar baby.
She just got cinnamon witch status!