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as blind as a bat

It is saying that you have the vision of a bat.

"you're as blind as a bat"

by DoneForG%?d April 5, 2016

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Bat’s Breakfast

The Bat’s Breakfast is a masturbatory sex act performed by a man in which he hangs upside down like a bat, masturbates his penis until climax, and shoots the semen into his mouth.

Hey Hiroshi should we have an early lunch? I’m starving.

No thanks Trevor, I had a Bat’s Breakfast this morning. But you go ahead.

by Covid Commander April 19, 2020

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Stamped bat

How a lady's gash might look if it was bloody in the middle and hairy on the edges. Imagine stamping on a bat or the batman sign with red in the middle.

Tilda: How's the blob this month?
Beryl: Dunno love, not been down there for weeks, probably looks like a stamped bat by now.

by dabiscuit September 26, 2011

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Eating a bat

Ruining, destroying and fucking up everything.

A: I’m gonna blindly invest in stocks
B: Man, you are eating a bat

by MrDrProfessorUsername March 28, 2020

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Space bats

Bats that live in space. No they dont wear helmets. No they dont breathe. No they dont eat space mice. No they r not space cats. Yes they eat space mosquitoes. Yes thousands die every year from space shuttles hitting them. Yes this is a serious cause. Yes we need to help them. No nothing is being done.

β€œYo space bats are crazy!”
β€œI know right. Like how do they breathe?”

by Jemilia Karnipp December 30, 2019

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ice bat

a hockey stick

those new ice bats are really pricy.

by willem raymund freidfisch December 11, 2009

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Fish Bat

A fish Bat is an obese woman that is a bitch.

Often referred to as fat bitches.

Ex. Broskie, check this "fish bat" out. Shes got some tig ol bitties

by Fish Filet Friday May 13, 2010

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