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A group that has no future in their life. They have really bad songs, and they simultaneously go out with Miley Cyrus and other crap celebrities.
Hey, you know that band Jonas Brothers?
Yeah, why?
Coz they suck.
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The definition of everything that is wrong with music in this day and age.
Teenage girl 1: OMG OMG OMG The Jo Bro's!!! there so awesome!!!
Teenage girl 2: OMG OMG OMG i know right!!!!!! I was at their last music concert!!!
Dad: That wasn't music it was the Jonas Brothers......... O__o
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Semen brothers are men who had slept with the same women
How many semen brothers do you have?
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A bar in La-Crosse Wisconsin where the boys and the beauties go to fill there liver with alcoholic beverages. Occasionally you'll see a couple making out on the stage. Usually come out of this place licking your shoulder like Stephen Hawking. Always bringing a 10'er back to the bunk beds in the dorm after.
Me and the boys dropped a Benjamin Franklin at Brothers Bar last night and ordered Long Islands that left our livers screaming in agony the morning after. Good news is, we all woke up in the bunk beds of Coate Hall with a couple of barbies by our sides.
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The weaker, and generally inbred of the household. Is generally blonde and is a prick. Nuff said.
My younger brother is a right cunt.
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The Jonas Brothers were once a popular boy band that was all the rage about two years ago. They were a trio of morons, or three brothers that probably took turns giving eachother blow jobs every night before bed. They would go on-stage and pose with Gibson guitars that they couldn't even play. I mean, why would you need to play them when you could just have a backing band do it for you? They sing like they're constipated, they write cliche cheesy lyrics that the tweenie-bop mongoloids just went batshit crazy for. However, like all shitty products of Disney, they fell and faded away about a year ago and will most likely never come back. That is a good thing.
Last year, I always hoped that the Jonas Brothers would crash into a telephone pole while they were in their car having butt sex. Now a year later, that wish has sort of come true...except they aren't dead. Damn!
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The greatest World War 2 movie (besides Schindler's list) ever. Tells the story of Easy Company. Based on the novel of the same name by Stephen Ambrose. Really fucking good.
Band of Brothers is the greatest miniseries ever.
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