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A cool person in the 40s who understands and speaks "Jive" talk.
Man 1:Look at that pink pigeon. She's a murder of a Queen. I might go beat up the chops, but i might say something off the cob or some off time jive.
Man 2:Forget it, Buddy Ghee. that gate over there's a hep cat and that pigeon is his main queen.
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An alpha male. The cream of the crop. Originated by Ryan Pazier and Cody Kay
He just benched 335. He's the big cat.
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when someone is singing very badly...
as in the sound a cat would make if you where choking it.
(in a kareoke bar)..
"Jesus Christ! Is someone strangling a cat?!"
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A person, usually fictional, who is lame or pathetic in an endearing way. Think of a cat that's been left out in the rain.
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Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.
Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.
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Dusty the cat is that of Kenny Glenn. Kenny Glenn is a 13-year-old wannabe serial killer and soon-to-be anally raped juvie prisoner who posted videos on YouTube of himself abusing his cat Dusty. When this heinous act came to the attention of the fearless crime-fighters of the Internet Vigilante Group, it took less than 24 hours to identify, locate and dispatch the Party Van over to pick up the little shit and his camfag pal.
Dusty the cat was liberated and turned over to local veterinary for a check-up. Dusty fought to survive the faggot's attacks, knowing the one day he would be saved.
For his bravery, the 15th of Feburary is Dusty day. He shall go down in caturday history.
P1: Look, Dusty the Cat
P2: Oh, wow.
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An irrational fear of online transactional payment; often witnessed in the pensioner population.
For Christ's sake, that's another call from Auntie Irene. She's waited less than ten minutes for a "forgot password " reminder on Amazon and now the scamdy-cat believes some Nigerian hacker has cleaned out her account.