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Rocking Chair Money

When you've made so much money, you can just sit on your chair and do fuck all.

Person 1: What are you going to do when you're older?
Person 2: I've got rocking chair money, who cares?

by Draculascigarette December 8, 2010

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The Stupid Chair

Any chair (usually of varying quality) that resides outside a ladies dressing room. Typically populated with disgruntled boyfriends/husbands with angry or resigned expressions, surrounded by shopping bags.

"Did you see that guy in the stupid chair? I heard he fell for the 'I'll just be a minute,' gambit."

"Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna hang out in the stupid chair until you're done."

by mdonovan October 3, 2007

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mexican rocking chair

Is when two people strip naked and one person sits in the chair and and shits on it. The female will then proceed to ride the man until the shit has all been evacuated from the grundle and rectal area.

Ami gave Anthony the good ol' MEXICAN ROCKING CHAIR.

by Master Bayter December 17, 2017

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come in with the steel chair

To do something you're not supposed to do because the person who *is* supposed to do it is taking too long.

Alex was struggling to edit the video but then Ron came in with the steel chair.

It took Nevada so long to get the votes counted, Pennsylvania had to come in with the steel chair.

by Sir Jolteon November 9, 2020

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The better gaming chair

Term where someone instead of saying there better says the have the better gaming chair as a joke

Bro your ass get good

Nah you just have the better gaming chair

by Welive123 September 24, 2023

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the chair is not your friend

the chair is not your friend

just means that when you are working 8 hours a day, you need a break to sit down on a chair but are not really supposed to because if you just sit there you are idle and that is not good for productivity...

the chair is not your friend....

by blthrskt May 7, 2009

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electric chair

when the receiver sits on the givers dick, the giver (normally unknown to receiver) shocks receiver with a taser.

"Don't expect your girl to ever give it up again after she sits on the electric chair."

by ArmyOfJuggernauts September 17, 2008

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