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changing lanes from one side of a 3 or more lane highway to the furthest inside or outside lane, using no signal and keeping constant speed.
Thanks to a lead foot and some israeli lane change skills, we made it to our engagement with time to spare.
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When one falls asleep inside a woman, wakes up, and pees in her vagina.
That bitch wanted me to make her wet, so I gave her a Russian Oil Change.
A maneuver that is popular and perfected in Chicagoland. The act is completed when a driver with Illinois plates gracefully cuts from the left lane of a major expressway across all lanes in order to just make their exit, cutting off several cars in the process.
If it is a nice day out and the driver has their windows down, they may be so courteous as to stick their hand out of the window and hold up a certain number of fingers, alerting those on the road as to exactly how many lanes they are planning on moving.
While residents of other states, particularly Cheeseheads up north, may be annoyed at this, it is considered a common practice, exercised out of necessity, in the Chicago metro area.
Cheesehead: "Did you see that Chuck? That Illinois car just pulled a Chicago Lane Change! Boo!"
Chicagoan: "Fuck you, loser - and the Packers, too."
Appearantly I changed this dude...
For some reason his friends hate me and I don't even know some of them.
He is good to me but acts differently around other people for some reason.
Wow look at that I made Devyn, a changed man
Appearantly... :/
Ching Chong Chang was a Chinese explorah from China. He is famous because he killed Isaac de Snuts a few times.
Wow! there's Ching Chong Chang!
A term commonly used when talking about coppers, 1p and 2p coins or similar small value currency.
The machine have given me lower case change.
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Just look at all the lower case change the coffee machine has given me.
A diaper changing pad is a pad in which to change a baby's diapers on. Diaper changing pads prevent wetness and soiling of surrounding areas while diapering babies. Diaper changing pads are commonly made out of 100% waterproof vinyl, with a soft quilted and padded backing to add to baby's comfort.
I placed a diaper changing pad down on top of the washing machine and dryer, before laying the baby down to change him.
The bathroom counter top had a plastic diaper changing pad laying on top of it.
Inside the bottom dresser drawer were 3 baby diaper changing pads.
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