A obese teen usually living in a small house with his parents, his morbidly obese brother, 250 snakes, and a dog
Wow that obese kid looks like Eddie Fox
A fat man living in a trap house with his small family, some snakes, and a dog named Bella, usually eats all the food he sees
Wow that guy looks like Eddie Fox
Eddie Vedder is the lead singer of Pearl Jam, and the last living frontman of the big 4 grunge bands. He's a short man but his attractiveness is in no way lacking. He blurs the lines between gay and straight and you will often find straight guys drooling over him. He's also well known for monkey-like behaviour: climbing and stage diving off scaffolding at concerts.
Person 1: "Eddie Vedder is one of the best vocalists of the 90s"
Person 2: "I agree, but what the fuck is he saying in 'Yellow Ledbetter'?"
Famous gnome hunter from the TikTok trend
Gnome1“Shi dawg Eddie purkins is here run”
Gnome2“I’m hope he don’t slide”
A cool guy that doesnt like plain rice because hes tasteless. He has a very weird sense of humour and usually makes sus comments but wont admit hes 0.9% gay . He has the most annoying gf but somehow still loves her, he is a very big simp for kristina but he doesnt wanna admit it for some reason. His faceee ,hes the mostt beautiful person and has the cutest eyelashes but wont realise how long they're because hes blind . He has some cute ass dimples which everyone should be jealous of . Everything about him in general is perfect except from the fact that he wont attempt to write with his left hand. He tends to turn everything into something dirty no matter what you say. Hes very helpful and is really smart,he always works hard for everything which is something that amazes everyone. He deserves the whole world <3
Kris : Who's that smexc guy?
Stranger: its eddie,eddie gawk
Kris : dayummmm now it all makes sense
The 2022 SNY Kidcaster, who also has a podcast called the Rookies, and posts Mets content on Twitter.
“Eddie Kraus just uploaded a new episode of his podcast!”