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The act of four hairy russian guys at night, raping your parents on top of a burnt piece of toast in a new work subway. While doing so, they blast techno and scream BANANA!
Wait what happened? My parents just got elephant tusk wednesdayed on?
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A Victorian term originating in London in 1882, bang up to the elephant refers to something being perfect/complete/done properly.
“Let me tell you, this food is truly bang up to the elephant. Could I get the recipe?”
While taking shots you dip someone else's dick into your shot glass and proceed to slam the shot, simultaneously holding onto the guys dick. This can also be done in a group setting much like an elephant train (trunk to tail)
"Who wants to take an elephant trunk shot with me"
"Who wants to get naked and take an elephant trunk shot with me"
When you are getting some hella good head and your about to cum, you grab the chicks ears and yank her head closer when you cum the jizz comes out of the sides of her mouth like elephant tusks.
*yeah this bitch is gonna be crazy like an elephant after this so watch your cock!*
George: Damn i had a close call last night...
Adam: What happened?
George: I gave a girl some African Elephant Tusks last night and the bitch went crazy! I'm lucky i still got my "purple headed yogurt slinger"!
Adam: Dude next time try a "one eyed panda"
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When a male pushes his genetalia between his legs and then proceeds to bend over forward and turn around to display the image of his penis and testicles squashed between his legs, vaguely resembling an elephant's face.
In conjunction with the Elephant Face
If the male's sex organs are not long/large/supple enough, the reverse elephant face has the possibility of turning into the 'traffic lights' or possibly even the 'division sign'.
This is a byproduct of the Mangina
*Male removes his trousers and underpants and proceeds to push his sex organs into a vice-like-grip between his legs, turns his body around so his backside is facing his friends*
He then proceeds to say 'Oi lads, check out my elephant face'. Meanwhile his friends make noises of horror whilst turning away/moving away from the offender/wretching. Laughter normally ensues after the reverse elephant face has been displayed.
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Drunken male party trick, in which the player imitates an elephant by pulling out his two trouser pockets - the ears - and exposes his penis - the trunk.
In between the vodkas and the vomiting, Charlie was sure the waitress would enjoy seeing his white-eared elephant.
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When there is a fit girl in the room
At whys there an elephant in the room
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