A sexy rat.
"Damn, Stanford, you see that? That's a real Jonathan Pierre Hilton right there. You should fuck."
Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He also has a great taste in music. He has an amazing seducing hairstyle, , delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Samuel made me laugh"
"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
''Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Samuel ''
A very good looking male that can pull any type of religion,skin tone,and gender
Top tier fucking beast, unlimited rizz, piled ontop of unlimited bitches and unlimited cash money.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.
Person 1: Jonathan ingram
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls
A Jonathan Stevens is a kind, sweet, and handsome division one baseball player with a large behind. He is shy at first, but donāt let him fool you as his goofy side will tend to pop out every now and then. Jonathan loves video games and building legos. He is so romantic and hot, but beware he may seduce you into playing fortnite and cuddling till your toes sweat.
āWho is that pitcher with a strong set of hind legs?!ā
āOh thatās Jonathan Stevensā
The keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history
Jonathan Ferguson is the keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history
The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.
Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.