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The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.

"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"

by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022


Four course meal

A (Four course meal) is someone who is heavyset but looks good at the moment.

Look at that (four course meal )over there he/she looks thick and good.

by ShAgGy4097 October 14, 2020


boo meal

A boo meal is when someone who is on drugs finally awakens and eats a small meal just to get by and then goes back to doing their dope. This usually applies to people who do crack/cocaine. This term is a term Usually a Miami Term commonly used in late 90's 2000's. (defined by Yuci from 305)

Let me go ahead and get myself a lil Boo meal

by Tuti00 June 20, 2019


Snake meal

When you eat 1 big meal the entire day instead of the reasonable 3 small meals

I had a snake meal today so I’m good for today

by Michaelpapercompany July 23, 2023


sigma meal skibidi slicers

brain rot food

yummy sigma meal skibidi slicers *eats* dnansssmlmasnssdasnlsaasln

by biggestsigma47 April 1, 2024

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Sigma Meal Skibidi Slicers

This term was originally created by Grant Wisler in a YouTube video called “Commercials Trying To Be Hip With The Kids 2”
And also generated the “Dab you up a meal real quick. GYATT! Now that’s rizz.
It is used like; “Okay kids, here’s your.. “ Kids: “Sigma meal skibidi slicers!” It is shown as a skibidi toilet themed quesadilla.

Yo dude, I just love sigma meal skibidi slicers” Friend: “KYS

by Penis Eatsr April 28, 2024

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Sigma Meal Skibidi Slicers

When someone has a meal at a Gen Alpha restaurant with iPad kids (McDonald's, Wendy's, etc.)

Friend: OMG guys! I just had my Sigma Meal Skibidi Slicers in Mcdonalds!!!

Friend 2: Stop being an iPad kid and have some actual rizz.

Friend: OK, but don't act like a rizzler in front of every sigma. Especially near the Alphas.

by Sigmamealskibidislicersofficia April 20, 2024