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A soft drink that allegedly has 23 flavors and is the best tasting liquid in the known universe, therefore no one should drink it but the wrothies who deserve it (ie Jake Flint).
Did you see Jake Flint yestarday drinking that Diet Dr. Pepper, man that guy has great taste.
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When you take a shit in a 2-liter dr pepper bottle, and load it with 5-10 m-180s, and throw into a group of people.
Dude lets dr. pepper bomb that guy!
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When you are fucking someone in the ass and they shit, or defecate, on your dick.
Man, that girl from Boston really peppered my pickle
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Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”
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An awesome Elixir Consisting of 2 parts Dr. Pepper and 1 Part AMP Overdrive (the red one), the best way to create this tasty beverage is to start off with a 44 ounce of Dr. Pepper then drink it until you can put around 2/3 of the AMP into it stir with straw and enjoy.
Guy 1: DUDE have you tried Dr. Pepper Overdrive?
Guy 2: What do you think is in my cup tard?
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When you dip your penis in 99 bananas and freeze it, then dip it it Dr pepper and freeze it then have it licked off.
That chick went crazy for my Banana Dr. Pepper!
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When your slamming a female from behind harder then harambe slams a kid against a zoo wall and you pull out and spray all over her backside
I finally got to bang my girlfriend last night, and I made sure to pepper her tailgate.
She said i had Goofy dick but I still peppered her tailgate.
She asked why I pulled out and blasted her and I said I'm just trying to pepper your tailgate
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