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A disposable cell phone that is used subversively.
Dude answers his cell phone: "Hello?"
Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Yo, come get down on this apple crisp that my Boo made."
Dude says: "Oh it’s my boy!!! I totally didn’t recognize yer number."
Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Yeah. This is my Pimp Phone, my other phone got jacked at the club last nite."
Dude says: "Word, I’ll erase this number from my call log for your safety sake."
Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Word." Then hangs up.
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A tool typically constructed by guerrilla pimps to keep their prostitutes in line. Pimp sticks are made from two wire coat hangers where one has the end cut of and the looped though the first one. Finished tool should have a slight "Y" shape to it.
Jerome needed to get his money from his bitch and had to use pimp sticks to beat it from her.
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The Pimp Code when you want tell a friend about a hot chick. what you do is, using the clock method, tell them where they are. Then use 1,2,3 and 4.
1- they are hot looking.
2- they have nice big tits.
3- they have an amazing ass.
4- they have gorgeous legs.
so when you use the code, you tell them where they are, using the time, and then using 1,2,3,4 to describe them.
this is perfect for those times when you dont want them to know that your talking about them!
Using The Pimp Code
there is a chick behind you, and shes super hot and got nice tits
"dude 6 o clock, 1 and 2"
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Girl who is not a slut with guys.
Jenna is a Lady Pimp.
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a classic ladys man on the street
man your henry pimp poster boy
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The pimp of all pimps. a pimp that works for personal gain instead of money. Usually the one person in the group of friends that is the most persuasive, can get anyone to go out with him without even trying. Always has something to do, even when it's just nothing, he can make it seem important.
Situation A:
Sal: Should I buy it?
person1: heres some money, buy it now. I just wont eat dinner.
Situation B:
Person1: I need to study for finals...
Sal: I'm going to see a movie.
person1: ok, I'll go with you.
person2: I'll drive.
person1: NO! I WANT TO DRIVE HIM!
person2: with what? yur bike?
person1: yes...
Sal: its ok, I'll fly. I persuaded the laws of gravity to not apply to me. i can do that because I'm ultra pimp
person3: yup, Sal is Ultra pimp.
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