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POTATO FLAKES

The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.

When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin

by Semen Demon September 30, 2003

30πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Dick potato

A dick that looks like a potato

Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.

by Codking43 March 23, 2016


Potato Pelting

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.

"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."

by A. Fakename October 27, 2009


being a potato

When something of yours is being slow or crappy

Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today

by slyfy99 July 28, 2017


Potato Regime

Coined by Salty Cracker to refer to Joe bidens so called "presidency" we all know Kamala is the real one pulling strings.

Joe Biden Rejected a Pipeline, what a potato regime.

by SomeRetard101 January 25, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


potato bagging

male version of camel toe

That dude is totally potato bagging, he needs to get some pants that fit!

by Johnxt1 August 28, 2015


potato-phobia

A term wich means fear of potatoes, which is most likely caused by the Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun manga, which is a very triggering comedy angst manga. The phobia is recognized to have started at the 18th of January 2021. People with this phobia will start stabbing any potatoes at sight, cry, and may possibly start manifesting the word β€˜curry’ . These people might also have clinical depression.

β€œIt seems as if that person is infected by potato-phobia.”

β€œAh really? Must be having a hard time.”

by Mitsumom January 20, 2021